..::My Clubs::..


..::Club(s) I Own::..

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Pardon any spelling errors, kind of excited about this one. lol


This happened this morning, and I've been lazy all day so I'm writing about it now.

So in the dream, I was sent to a mental hospital and my cousins were there on drugs prescribed to them and they just layed on tables drooling like zombies! As well as a group of hoodlum patients lead by Ryan Reynolds. (Who I think should be Captian Hans if they ever make a Hellsing live action film. Makes sense in a bit.)

And there was a warden who was seemed more psychotic than any of the other patients there.

Anyways, I assembled a group to make an escape of and we literally scared the warden to death. I went to get my cousins and I brought them out of their zombie like states. I got us all together to get away, but my cousin's pointed out the Ryan Reynolds group would rat us out. I suggested I ask them if they want to escape with us and try to ask. Apparently, Reynolds knew what I was doing and had his group cause a roit so we all could escape.

But the nurses and doctors ganged up on us while we all made a run for it. Finally, they only ones who weren't captured were myself and some girl. We wound up at some gathering on the bottom floor.

I grabbed the girl and wew hid behind one of the women at the gathering.

Girl: What the hell are you doing?!

Me: *points out a window to two elder women* Those are the doctors that evaluate and test me!! *pushes girl toward the window* What are they doing?

Girl: Well, one went to the McDonalds across the street. I can't see the other one.

Me: ...I'm going in!

So i pull out behind the woman and head the door only to find the second doctor in my way. I start running screaming "I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy!!"

Then, she grabbed me by the collar and I start to panic until she yells "What the hell are you doing?! If you're gonna run, do it on the sidewalk!"

She puts me on the sidewalk and I start laughing and crying at the same time. I begin to walk thinking it's a long walk home, but then out of nowhere, Captian Hans passes me on a little girls bike with flowers, tassles, a basket, the works.

I say " Hi, Hans" As he passes and I hear him slow. I turn around to see him turn around and ride up next to me. He motions for me to get in the basket.

Me: In the basket?

Hans: *nods silently*

And just as I'm about to, My cat Baby ran across the bed and woke me up, but I was still a little asleep so I imagined our silhouettes riding on a bike into the sunset.

It was weird, but my God was it awesome!~!